Q :  What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A :  Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q :  What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A :  Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q :  Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A :  Because they are tired of using their own.

Q :  What's common between men and video?

A :  Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward....  forward... stop and eject.

Q :  What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A :  A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife ………

- Beautiful,

- Responsible

- Energetic

- Adorable

- Sweet

- Truthful

- Self-Organized

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q :  What is the similarity between men and rats?

A :  Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q :  What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A :  When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Doctor  :  You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

Lady      :  Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q :  Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?

A :  The boy's hand

Q :  Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?

A :  The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

Agent Sebastian