 Painted Skin
A must watch movie.
Touching! You never realize that in a movie like that with temptation lurking, some can actually resist it.
The twist is there...unexpected! You will always thought that a guy will cheat on the girl. BUT NO!
Be it demon or human the guy still stick to his Wife...OMG! so touching! Undying love between the 2 of them.
Next Movie...Mirror!
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Joke of the day
3 Dates
There was a farmer who had 3 daughters that where going on their first date all at the same time. The protective farmer decide to show up at the door with a shotgun when the boys arrived to pick his daughters. The frist guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy says "Hi I am Joe, I am here for Flo, we are going to see a show, is she ready to go?" and the farmer let her daughter leave with Joe. The next guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy said " Hi I am Eddie, I am here for Bettie, we’re gonna eat spagetti, is she ready?" so the farmer let them leave. The third and final guy shows up and said "Hi I’m Chuck" and the farmer shot him!
If you don get the joke here's the explanation
Note the above 2 guy who came ...they are meeting the girl with names that rhymes with the place they wanna go.
But the last guy name is Chuck so he is here for Fuck! Get It! lol
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Take them all off
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - that's why I am here!"
FYI if you don kw...Herpies is one of the many STD.
Agent Sebastian
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