Daily jokes...
Why dont witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.
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The Creation Of Woman
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needing
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing......
.....Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing
I think this joke is very insultive to God...
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Problems Below
A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times.
He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says,
"Sorry, but youve overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out.
You only have 30erections left in your penis.
"The man walks home, deeply depressed.
His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem.
He tells her what the doc told him.
She says, "Oh no! Only 30 times! We shouldnt waste that! We should make a list!"
He replies, "I already made a list on the way home, and Im afraid youre name isnt on it."
I hope you guys love the pictures that I have posted. Somehow some of the pictures are distorted in someways due to my blog...Hmmm...
Yesterday was my second rehearsal for Jeff Chang's Concert...
Now I think I know why he sings only sentimental music...
I shalt not say what is the reason but I should just check it out first..
It should be interesting to find out...
That's all folks...
TaiYoukai Sebastian
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